Showing posts with label McSweeney's. Show all posts
Showing posts with label McSweeney's. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Thursday, June 17, 2010

Looking for An Original Monologue for That Next Audition?

McSweeney's has a fairly brilliant collection of "Short Imagined Monlogues." There is "Stevie Nicks Applies for Work at an Ice Rink", and "Subway Sandwich Artist's Statement" , and "A Pep Talk for the New Pair of Shorts I Will Wear Every Day This Summer". Their newest, "I'm Comic Sans, Asshole" is a favorite.
"Listen up. I know the shit you've been saying behind my back. You think I'm stupid. You think I'm immature. You think I'm a malformed, pathetic excuse for a font. Well think again, nerdhole, because I'm Comic Sans, and I'm the best thing to happen to typography since Johannes fucking Gutenberg."