"Listen up. I know the shit you've been saying behind my back. You think I'm stupid. You think I'm immature. You think I'm a malformed, pathetic excuse for a font. Well think again, nerdhole, because I'm Comic Sans, and I'm the best thing to happen to typography since Johannes fucking Gutenberg."
Thursday, June 17, 2010
Looking for An Original Monologue for That Next Audition?
McSweeney's has a fairly brilliant collection of "Short Imagined Monlogues." There is "Stevie Nicks Applies for Work at an Ice Rink", and "Subway Sandwich Artist's Statement" , and "A Pep Talk for the New Pair of Shorts I Will Wear Every Day This Summer". Their newest, "I'm Comic Sans, Asshole" is a favorite.
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