Thursday, June 17, 2010

Upstaging BPs Tony Hayward

From The Huffington Post:
Gulf commercial shrimper Diane Wilson was arrested for interrupting BP CEO Tony Hayward's testimony on Capitol Hill. Hayward barely started his opening statement when Wilson, painted to look like she had oil on her, shouted, ""You need to be charged with a crime!"

Wrestling a screaming woman to the ground and then handcuffing her seems like the correct visual before Mr. Hawyard's dead-pan, corporate PR-soaked testimony.

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Funeral for an Artist


Dennis Hopper's funeral was held in this church in Taos, New Mexico. Take a look at all the pictures.

Evil in Plasticine


From the New York Review of Books blog:
"Recreating—if that is the right word—the daily routine of mass murder at Auschwitz with miniature puppets made of plasticine may not seem a promising enterprise. However artfully done, it could make what actually happened look trivial, like a kind of game.And yet Kamp, staged at St. Ann’s Warehouse in Brooklyn in the first week of June, by a Dutch group called Hotel Modern, was weirdly gripping."
"Much has been written and said about Adorno’s famous declaration that “to write poetry after Auschwitz is barbaric.” I don’t think he meant that no poems should ever be written after the killing. A more likely interpretation of his dictum is that barbarism, of which Auschwitz was the purest example, cannot be the stuff of poetry. There is no poetic meaning to be culled from exterminating millions of people. In fact, there is no meaning in it at all."
"This is why the most successful accounts of the Holocaust have been witness accounts. They restore individuality, they give the victims faces and voices. The alternative is to use suggestion. Poetry—pace Adorno—is ideally suited to this. And so is the kind of performance put on at St. Ann’s Warehouse, where the beating to death of a plasticine figure evoked precisely the barbarism that Adorno thought was beyond the bounds of art."

Ralph Ellison Explained the Tea Party Movement in 1958


Ralph Ellison from Change the Joke and Slip the Yoke:





"For the ex-colonials, the declaration of an American identity meant the assumption of a mask, and it imposed not only the discipline of national self-consciousness, it gave Americans an ironic awareness of the joke that always lies between appearance and reality, between the discontinuity of social tradition and that sense of the past which clings to the mind. And perhaps even an awareness of the joke that society is man's creation, not God's. Americans began their revolt from the English fatherland when they dumped the tea into Boston Harbor, masked as Indians, and the mobility of the society created in this limitless space has encouraged the use of the mask for good and evil ever since. As the advertising industry, which is dedicated to the creation of masks, makes clear, that which cannot gain authority from tradition may borrow it with a mask. Masking is a play upon possibility and ours is a society in which possibilities are many. When American life is most American it is apt to be most theatrical."

Prop 8 Final Argument Fall-out

The National Organization for Marriage is using yesterday's closing arguments in the Prop 8 Trial to fundraise. The following was part of a letter they sent out today.
"If we lose on this one, the culture loses. One person has astutely observed that ’we cannot win the culture war merely on Prop 8, but we can lose it on Prop 8.'

Video of Maggie Gallaher, Director NOM in a debate with Andrew Sullivan.

The Ritual Humiliation


BP CEO Tony Hayward testifies today in front of the House Subcommittee on Oversight and Investigations to address the Deepwater Horizon explosion. The hearing begins this morning on C-Span 3. You can "geek out" with Hayward's prepared testimony here. Or watch it on your computer here.

The Blago Circus Comes to Town

What with the Gulf Coast oil mess, the trial of Rod Blagojevich has sadly been under the national news radar. But, Blago does not disappoint, continuing to give us one of the crazier political shows of the past year. Yesterday, the judge in the case put off issuing an actual gag order, but indicated he would consider it if public comments weren't reigned in. From the Chicago Tribune:
He (Blago)was asked by shouting reporters whether he was worried about the government's attempt to silence him and whether he had any comment at all.
"I'd better not," he said. "I'm dying to, but I can't."
The controversy over recent statements of Blagojevich and his lawyers was the latest culture clash between federal prosecutors, who want the trial to proceed with machine-like precision, and Blagojevich's defense team, schooled in the razzle-dazzle legal style of Chicago's Criminal Courts Building.

Razzle-dazzle? Yes, please! And then there's Blago "unplugged" and "desperate for cash" on the wire-tapped phone calls:

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Wish Fufillment

Another great imagined monologue. Rachel Maddow delivers the Oval Office address she wishes Obama had given.

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Looking for An Original Monologue for That Next Audition?

McSweeney's has a fairly brilliant collection of "Short Imagined Monlogues." There is "Stevie Nicks Applies for Work at an Ice Rink", and "Subway Sandwich Artist's Statement" , and "A Pep Talk for the New Pair of Shorts I Will Wear Every Day This Summer". Their newest, "I'm Comic Sans, Asshole" is a favorite.
"Listen up. I know the shit you've been saying behind my back. You think I'm stupid. You think I'm immature. You think I'm a malformed, pathetic excuse for a font. Well think again, nerdhole, because I'm Comic Sans, and I'm the best thing to happen to typography since Johannes fucking Gutenberg."